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Joke of the Day
"Why did the orgy fail? No one came."
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"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."
"What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it."
"Q: Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."
"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"