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Joke of the Day
"What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !"
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"Why don't we see more midget actors? I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days."
"A man walks into a gym and asks the personal trainer which machine will make him most attractive to women.. The instructor points to the back of the gym "" The ATM machine"""
"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."
"Definition of embarassment The definition of embarassment is when you walk into a wall with a full erection and hit your nose first"
"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."
"A man came back from the fruit and veg shop without buying anything. The trip was fruitless. edit: wording"
"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."
"Terrible music pun If a person were to have sex with Andrew Stockdale, would that make them a wolf, motherfucker?"