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Joke of the Day

"Brexit must have impacted Game of Thrones' budget really badly... (spoilers) I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast."

"My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend. But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace."

"the crow was calling my name thought cah"

"What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue? Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier.."

"Why does Victoria beckham shave her twat? Because he can't be trusted with the razor."

"I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt."

"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."

"Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo. He wanted to have a treesome."

"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."

"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"