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Joke of the Day

"A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We all would be Jewish!"

"119 years ago today a Canadian cargo vessel sank off the coast of New York, her cargo 50,000 cases of mayonnaise. And that's why we celebrate Sinko de Mayo"

"Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not inbred."

"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."

"Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket."

"Squared My dick is X squared and I rooted your mom. Now she's my X"

"Screw this! I'm going to leave the original joke making to the professionals! Dane Cook... Amy Schumer... Carlos Mencia..."

"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."

"Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars."