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Joke of the Day

"A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We all would be Jewish!"

"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."

"My kids and this punchline have a lot in common. They're both a disappointment."

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"the road to Failure is paved with Doritos."

"Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton."

"Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them."

"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."

"I like my women like Hillary Nasty and exposed !"

"Jimmy has 36 candy bars, and he eats 28. What does Jimmy have? Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes."