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Joke of the Day

"A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox. Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits."

"Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"I wish I had firearms. Or maybe one firearm and one regular arm."

"My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z .... ..... .... Wait... Shit..."

"A frog's car broke down.. It gets ""TOAD"" away."

"GOd damn millennials with all their browser tabs. The only ""tab"" we used to ""open"" was at the bar, every day, because we had ""alcoholism"""

"Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."

"What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire."

"I figured out why we abbreviate BlowJob with BJ 'cuz it's a mouthful"