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Joke of the Day

"I got fired today ""what? why?"" no idea ""you have no idea?"" nope ""I'm confused when did this happen?"" between pre break break and break"

"How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup? Brazilians!"

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""

"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"

"Why do men snore when they sleep on their back? Because their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock."

"Ugh, I accidentally spoiled the new Spider-Man movie for myself by seeing ""Spider-Man"" 10 years ago."

"A procrastinator's work is never done."

"How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent"