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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, don't date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad."
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"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""
"I'm so proud of my self, I decided I'm going to stop procrastinating and do something with my life! Starting tomorrow..."
"I started to work at a seafood buffet... ...but then I pulled a mussel."
"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life"
"What do gender studies graduates commonly say? ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"This guy asked me to convert today... And I said, no, I'm happy with my current non-prophet organization"
"I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it"
"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."
"I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who's the idiot now Mom!?"