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Joke of the Day
"My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I'd give up lent."
Next Joke
"What I say: ""Does anyone need anything from the store?"" What I mean: ""I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."""
"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"
"I was flipping through the channels.... and my wife asked was on the TV. I said ""dust"" And that's how the fight started."
"If you want a successful marriage, marry a dictionary. Sex always comes before yardwork and anal comes before responsibility!"
"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"
"What do cats eat in the summer? Mice cream.. ba dum dum tsst!"
"My teen sent my call directly to voicemail on the phone she used to have."
"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"
"Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize."