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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"
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"Why does Kim Jong Un so quick to anger? He's been holding in his shit for years"
"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"
"Girls are like blackjack. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
"Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......"
"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."
"Thought of this one when i woke up today If someone injects Orange juice into their arm is it a Breakfix?"
"""I have a split personality."" ...said Tom, being frank."
"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."
"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"