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Joke of the Day

"Thought of this one when i woke up today If someone injects Orange juice into their arm is it a Breakfix?"

"What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs? Grassy-ass"

"Why did the black person cross the road? To fry the chicken."

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"

"People are always telling me I don't have friends, but they're wrong. I have all 10 seasons on DVD."

"""Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?"" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything."

"A cashier working a dead end minimum wage job found a way out, by having sex with the register He came into some money"

"*Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*"

"I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill."

"Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?... Because the recycle everything!"