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Joke of the Day

"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"

"The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full"

"Cannibals do not like to eat vaginas. .....Because it tastes like fish. ;-.>"

"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment."

"Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey."

"One. How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?"

"I love my cats so much, I love that I get to have these two tiny killing machines cuddled up in bed with me"

"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"

"I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance. By fleeing the scene of the accident."