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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road? He was snowed in."
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"Unshakable Fact # 4 Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was killed by the woman's husband."
"What is the difference between a female blond and a female mosquito? A female mosquito can raise a family when she is done sucking."
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"The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices."
"What hangs at a man's thigh, and wants to poke the hole it's often poked before? A key."
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"