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Joke of the Day
"Girls are like blackjack. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
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"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."
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"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."
"What do you call a well-hung gay man? Fruit by the foot."
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"When you need Advice everyone is ready to help.....But when you need Help everyone only gives advice...!!!!"
"What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !"
"""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender... ""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender. A time traveller walks into a bar."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"