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Joke of the Day
"How do astronauts make a party? They planet."
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"When I'm at a restaurant and see 'secret sauce' on the menu, I immediately tell the people at the table next to me"
"My wife says I'm addicted to generalizations but isn't everyone some kind of addict?"
"You'd think the police would patrol this 'Knifepoint' place more carefully... Especially with all the rape and robberies that are committed there."
"I lost 140 unwanted, useless, life-sucking pounds - in only 6 weeks! I got a divorce."
"8 out of every 5 people are mathematically illiterate"
"BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering."
"Why are there interstates in Hawaii?"
"The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris."
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish and he'll throw it out and go to McDonald's. Teach a man to fish, and nope, still McDonald's."