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Joke of the Day

"My wife says I'm addicted to generalizations but isn't everyone some kind of addict?"

"I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already."

"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."

"They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it, I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily."

"You know your girlfriend is fat when... When she fits into your wife's cloths."

"A WOMAN: i've only been washing my hair ME: IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM SINK!! ME TOO!! THE WOMAN: once a ME: ONCE I WAKE UP I KNOW SAME ME TOO!!"

"Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident."

"Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered."

"Racism is like Nickelback... I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live."

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"