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Joke of the Day

"When I'm at a restaurant and see 'secret sauce' on the menu, I immediately tell the people at the table next to me"

"Oral B is sponsoring tonight's NASCAR race. That seems like an odd choice for a sponsorship, considering most NASCAR fans don't even have teeth."

"Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum? Grammargentina"

"What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy."

"I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend."

"I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs."

"My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public... I said maybe."

"Best joke for Americans. My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American."

"What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads? ""Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"""

"Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you."