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Joke of the Day

"When I'm at a restaurant and see 'secret sauce' on the menu, I immediately tell the people at the table next to me"

"Two utensils are laying in bed... One turns to the other and says ""wanna spoon?"" The other replied, ""no, I'd rather fork."""

"There's nothing like finding a screw on the floor to make me wonder for the rest of the day about what's going to fall apart and kill me."

"What job can you see yourself doing? Inspecting mirrors"

"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."

"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."

"The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero"

"What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful."

"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"