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Joke of the Day

"You'd think the police would patrol this 'Knifepoint' place more carefully... Especially with all the rape and robberies that are committed there."

"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work? Because it wouldn't commute!"

"MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles."

"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"

"How do you shoot a unique deer? You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford"

"I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday.. I was really impressed with how well he had it trained"

"A Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50 The father replies, ""$40 dollars?! What do you need $30 dollars for??"""

"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."