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Joke of the Day

"This just happened and it could be a joke... No. Really. I was swinging my fork around and got dumplings in my eyes. It wasn't that bad."

"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"

"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."

"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."

"What do you call a stolen Tesla Car? Edison."

"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"

"ME: WOW! Bigfoot! BIGFOOT: Hey Smallfoot M: U call us Smallfoot? BF: U have small feet M: no, urs r big BF: mine r normal M: huh BF: see ya"

"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."

"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."