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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy? Cream of Someyoungthai."
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"[3rd grade] bae: come over me: no bae: my parents aren't home. me: but we're only 7, that's awful parenting. bae: but- me: AWFUL. PARENTING."
"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."
"What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business? Underlay! Underlay!"
"How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb? One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it?!"
"I repaired my watch with some old parts. It's got a second-hand second hand."
"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""
"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Where do poor noodles live? The spaghetto."
"What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? Survalence"