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Joke of the Day

"Research shows vacuum cleaners can cause hearing loss. ""You should absolutely get rid of that monster,"" said one furry, panting scientist."

"Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."

"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."

"Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body."

"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"

"How can you tell there are two elephants in your fridge? You have to put the partly-eaten dismembered body of your infant daughter in the freezer instead."

"I'm sad can u paypal me 50$ to spend on shoes"

"What do you call a man with a small penis? Justin"

"How did the medical community come up with the term PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken."

"Why don't you see any transgendered parents? Because they're trans-parent"