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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you see any transgendered parents? Because they're trans-parent"
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"President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court ""I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!"" said an excited Obama."
"An elder man is annoyingly telling a chef how to BBQ. Then the chef says ""you want us to switch positions? You come cook and I go and fuck off"""
"2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored"
"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."
"I won't believe the Groundhog saw his shadow until he updates his Facebook status."
"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"
"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"i was going to tell a unemployment joke....... but its not going to work"
"Cockroach logic A cockroach can make your girl scream louder than you can. Hence the first part of its name."