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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you see any transgendered parents? Because they're trans-parent"

"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."

"How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V? Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!"

"Female Viagra has been around for years... It's called money."

"How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure."

"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."

"My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad."

"Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock."

"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."

"Yeah, Lisa ""Left Eye"" died in a car accident... Apparently, she was hanging out of the passenger side of her best friends ride."