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Joke of the Day
"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."
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"Wife: ""You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events"" Me: ""okay, I'll get out the wedding video"""
"How is Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis similar? They have Hogwarts"
"To do: 1. Read one book. 2. Ask someone if they've read that book. 3. Act incredulous when they say no."
"*Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves."
"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."
"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."
"That save button...... I don't understand the reddit's save button. As soon as I click save why does it ask me to unsave immediately?"
"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"