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"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."
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"Yesterday I told someone that I don't like babies? ""Have you tried them with ketchup instead of mayonnaise?"", they asked."
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"I just threw a football through a tire swing and now I'm in first place in the NFC South?"
"*hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells ""I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND""*"
"Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car... It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both."
"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""
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"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"