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Joke of the Day

"Why could Donald Trump never be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts."

"[Exorcism] Priest: What is your name? Demon: Jim Wife: Jim who owes us $100 or hot Jim? Demon: Nice legs Carol Wife: Let's keep him. Next..."

"What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"new instagram notification - Girl Who Actually Secretly Hates You Commented 'omg literally why are u so perfect'' On Your Photo!"

"I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone."

"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"

"What makes me want to lose the will to live? /r/Jokes!"

"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"

"Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac? There was no outlet"