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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"
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"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."
"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."
"Jared likes his subs like he likes his kids. 6 and 12."
"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it... Guess I really am...independent."
"Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941? The Jews in 1942."
"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""
"Do you know what is heart warming? That even the most Orthodox Jew, and the cruelest of all the people of Al-Qaeda, will look for the same thing once they get down from a plane. A Synagogue."
"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."
"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"