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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Arrr Matey!"
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"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "
"""With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"Q: Which is the most courteous State in the US? A: Conetiquette"
"Daughter: Daddy, can you tell me a bedtime story? Me: Sure, once upon a time your mom & I used to get enough sleep. Then you came. The end."
"I got 9 inches last night, 8 inches today and 7 inches coming tonight. Obviously, Winter is happy to see me."
"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopuss."
"I'm at my absolute fakest when I'm wishing people happy birthday on Facebook."
"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs."