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Joke of the Day

"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"

"What do a dead vibrator and a moving bus have in common? You can't get off."

"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."

"Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same? Because they have a tutankhamun!"

"Guy walks into a bar... So, this guy walks into a bar with 2 Bananas in his ears. Bartender says ""Hey buddy, whats up with the Bananas?"" Guy says ""What?"""

"Her: You know I love it when you pull my hair... Me: Yes, baby Her: But the other people at this PTA meeting are beginning to stare."

"Ole! What does a fat white chick and a cinder block have in common???Both will eventually get laid by a Mexican!!!"

"Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks."

"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."