201714

Joke of the Day

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"What do you call a man who revives black people from the dead? A Negromancer"

"Hate it when I'm at a hotel & the maid leaves her cart unattended & the only thing I can grab before getting caught is 3 dozen shower caps."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch? Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals."

"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"

"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."

"Learning someone led a double life would hard to process because yes, they betrayed you, but wow, think about those organizational skills"

"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"