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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender"
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"""there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars"" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too."
"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."
"Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong? Because the bong threatened to get him baked."
"What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations"
"You can tune a piano But you can't tuna fish!"
"Why is president Putin so hard to rape He won't stop putin up a fight."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle."
"dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot"
"I'm at the point in my life where ""friend with benefits"" just means a person who gives me their Bed Bath & Beyond coupons."