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Joke of the Day

"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."

"2 guys are in a public bathroom One is white, and the other is black. The white guy says across the wall, ""This water is cold!"" to which the black guy replies, ""It's deep too!"""

"I live life by 3 rules: 1- Get ripped. 2- Stay ripped. 3- Live in denial so that life is bearable."

"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"

"As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor."

"2 pedophiles on a bench in the park. A little girl with a lollypop walks by... p1: Oh, man, she used to be so hot back in the days!"

"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."

"Trump supporters are so uneducated! Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*"

"Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist"

"I hate when I stand on a scale and it starts to cry and begs me to get off"