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Joke of the Day

"Trump supporters are so uneducated! Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*"

"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can't beat a wank!"

"[Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking."

"To my future wife: When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chilli from wendi's, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time."

"To err is human... To admit it is not."

"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"

"Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No I really did!"

"Why did the bear eat his mate? He called her 'honey', then got hungry."

"When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say ""Excuse my French"" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand"

"My girlfriend of 8 years recently told me she used to be a man This actually itsn't a joke I just had to get it off my chest. I'm heartbroken, what should I do?"