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Joke of the Day

"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"

"I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of ending up in a nursing home with a roommate who has Justin Bieber posters and Twilight shirts."

"Women only call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"My wife acts like she wants to have sex, but then we don't. I googled it, it's called cuddling."

"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."

"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"

"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"

"Just watching 50 Shades of Gray with my dad"

"I can still party like I'm 22. Too bad I recover like I'm 82."