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Joke of the Day

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"Viagra thieves did you hear about the viagra thieves? The cops are looking for a group of hardened criminals"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."

"Sex is like Broccoli If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea? We Three Kims"

"My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again."

"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."

"arm's length what do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? a speech impediment"

"Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow."

"I act like I don't care but deep inside I still don't give a fcuk."