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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath? You can't ride your bike on a sociopath"

"[On the phone with the police for the 7th time in 2 weeks] ""Sir, again, we cannot arrest your cat"""

"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing-eye dog."

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies? Pencilvania."

"High school kids, these awful years are going to end up being the best years of your life. That's how much everything else sucks."

"Atheists are Popeless romantics."

"how do I play farmville on this fuckin site? This fuckin blows"

"Why doesn't Hellen Keller play piano? Because she's fucking dead."

"I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime."