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Joke of the Day

"Atheists are Popeless romantics."

"I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks."

"Bill cosby is like life They both end up fucking you"

"I demand a binary world. Everything should be black and white. Or not."

"A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym. Staff tried to escort him out, but he wanted to feel the burn."

"I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I'll see myself out."

"My girlfriend asked me what world of Warcraft and league of legends are. Wow, lol."

"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"

"What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef? Take a wok."

"How do you piss of an archaeologist? Hand him a tampon and ask what period it's from."