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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing-eye dog."
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"What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !"
"How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality? He just nose. All credit to my BFF"
"Where is the best place to hide after murdering a black man? Behind a badge."
"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."
"Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture"
"I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison."
"What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'? ""Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"""
"Bet you can't guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman"
"*hands you baby* Here's your Christmas present I got it at the mall but it didn't come with a gift receipt & people may be looking for it."