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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing-eye dog."
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"Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck? Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records."
"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."
"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."
"When Granpa revealed an exit wound scar from WWII it gave me strength to show him the owie owie bruise I suffered closing a faulty pizza box"
"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"
"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."
"I heard you guys like nooses..... We should hang together!!"
"A hipster so cool he is reading a tree"
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently not 8 because my basement is still dark."