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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill."
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"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"
"What's the deal with the phrase ""door ajar""? I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?"
"I just realized I'm a bisexual. Every time I have sex, I have to buy it."
"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."
"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,""Olive or twist?"""
"Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."
"Sweatpants and a hoodie: Sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it."