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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
Next Joke
"If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning."
"Eight mexicans drowned in the lake over the weekend. The newspaper headline was ""Ocho Sinko"""
"Jokerino Why did the tire pop? Because it retired."
"Just realised why careers advisors are shit they couldn't even pick their own career"
"My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns."
"girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this"
"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."
"Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid."
"The guy who proofread Hitler's speaches was literally a grammar Nazi."