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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
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"What's the difference between rock and jazz? Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""
"Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*"
"Just ran a .3K (Ice cream truck wouldn't stop)"
"A Russian bomber was intercepted 20 miles from Los Angeles at 5:17am this morning, but no one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up."
"SexyButtPotato So somebody has been uploading my nudes from when I was a teen... Makes me mildly uncomfortable. http://imgur.com/5Gd9VUI"
"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"
"Don't you hate it, when you offer someone help and the other person says yes"
"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"