211998

Joke of the Day

"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker"

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""A law"" ""A law who?"" ""Allahu Akbar"""

"What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation."

"As a non-US-redditor I don't understand why right-wing gun nuts don't get along better with left-wing SJWs... ...they both seem to love triggers so much."

"My phone is crap. I put it into airplane mode and threw it up in the air. Worst transformer ever."

"What did the son corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"I place my finger on the police officer's lips. ""Shhh. Look, we were both speeding, ok? I forgive you."""

"C'mon, when have I ever let you down? That was rhetorical, actually. Yes, that is a lot. Wow, did not expect you to bring out a chalkboard."

"Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!"