211998
Joke of the Day
"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"
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"What's the different between a knife and a feminist? A knife has a point"
"It makes me so mad when people use the word ""gay"" as an insult ..fucking assholes"
"I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool."
"People that say ""we're not even white, we're pink"" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight."
"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"
"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."
"I never thought I'd meet the man of my dreams while I was out running errands in sweat pants with no make-up on. And I was right"
"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
"What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name."