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Joke of the Day

"My GF said she wanted to try in the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do ?"

"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"

"An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain."

"I have a stepladder because.... My real ladder left me when I was young."

"The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives"

"The ""eye for an eye"" philosophy isn't exactly a level playing field if your grievance is with a cyclops."

"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"

"reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback"

"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."

"Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs? because they are very touching"