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Joke of the Day

"My GF said she wanted to try in the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do ?"

"Why do lesbians shop at sport authority? Because they don't like Dick's"

"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."

"QA engineer walks into a bar ...(x-post from r/programmerHumor) Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv."

"I treat my body like a temple. I fill it with crap for the afterlife..."

"I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later."

"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"

"Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to."

"I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow."

"what do you call cheese thats not yours. someone elses cheese. what else would it be."