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Joke of the Day
"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"
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"America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*"
"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"
"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"
"Eternal life Police have arrested a man for selling pills that promise eternal life. Records show that it was the fourth time he has been arrested. His previous arrests were in 1760,1839, and 1946."
"What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor"
"People are like the digestive system. In the end, they're all assholes."
"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"
"Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there."
"*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*"