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Joke of the Day

"Why do lesbians shop at sport authority? Because they don't like Dick's"

"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."

"[bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese"

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only 1/5th of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"Why do Nuns always wear the same thing? It's a habit."

"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."

"I lost my mood ring last night... I don't know how I feel about this."

"Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!"

"I think my photographer friend is secretly in the Air Force. He keeps asking if he can use a drone to take aerial shots at my wedding."

"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"