138979
Joke of the Day
"PUMP UP THE JAM! PUMP UP THE JAM! --- supervisor at the Smucker's factory."
Next Joke
"Asked my magic 8 ball if I should turn my lights off or not... It said ""ON"""
"You hear about the three guys who died in a flight simulator when a plane crashed in to the building? Apparently jet fuel can't melt irony."
"Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally."
"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."
"Damn Donald.... Back at it again with the white fans"
"Three politicians go to heaven. No, seriously, it could happen."
"I once raised a roof, and now that he's all grown up he never writes or calls."
"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? the D"
"Times New Roman walks into a saloon. The bartender says to him, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here."" So he shot the serif."