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Joke of the Day

"PUMP UP THE JAM! PUMP UP THE JAM! --- supervisor at the Smucker's factory."

"My friend works at a circumcision clinic I asked him if he charges alot for his circumcisions He said ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"COP: Damn I left my regular handcuffs at home, all I have is these candy handcuffs. I trust that u won't eat ur way out of these CROOK: Sure"

"Females will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times."

"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."

"Saw a guy masturbating on the bus today... Where does he get off?!? (credit to Hampton Yount)"

"Swear words Faggot shit fuck dick nigger slut ass pussy cunt damn whitey"

"Every 15 minutes, a woman gets run over. She's starting to get pissed."

"What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy."

"This tub of margarine doesn't believe it's me."