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Joke of the Day
"Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to."
Next Joke
"Age gets better with wine"
"Yo. Real shit. Just bcause you went and got your logo printed on some t-shirts, that does NOT mean you have a clothing company. U got shirts"
"Playing Oregon Trail. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, ""That's a girl's name!"" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry."
"I made a belt, entirely composed of watches It was a waist of time"
"What do sick composers drink? Tchai *cough* Tea"
"My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana"
"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."
"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""
"Didn't know which glass of beer was mine so I drank both. I'm a problem solver."