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Joke of the Day

"What kind of currency do astronauts use in space? Starbucks"

"Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records."

"A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)"

"Why did the student go to the strip club on his 18th birthday? He wanted to study a broad"

"Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die."

"""Is this the burn ward?"" ""Yes can I help you?"" ""You need to admit my mom, I told her that her casserole was ass-erole."" ""Stop calling here."""

"What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!"

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."

"Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."