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Joke of the Day
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("
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"My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song."
"I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal"
"Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one."
"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."
"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."
"I recently came across a book about a highway system in a third world country I didn't enjoy it. It was full of potholes."
"why couldn't mrs. claus get pregnant? santa only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney..."
"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"