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Joke of the Day
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("
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"*Reversing my car* Ahh, this takes me back."
"What smell foot, pussy and ass in the same time ? rolled into a ball tights"
"What do Mexican and Black people have in common? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"
"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."
"A girl just referred to New Kids On The Block as ""Classic Rock"" & now I understand why the world hates Americans."
"""There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are.You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."""
"What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word? A Preppysition"
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic."