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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"The dildo I bought didn't come with instructions But I guess it's just plug-n-play"

"What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls? Parker gets paid for his selfies."

"Guys with ponytails are clearly vampires because there's no way you can actually see yourself in a mirror & still think that looks good."

"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field."

"Life of a chef must suck. All your work eventually turns to shit."

"I saw a funny post on 9GAG but then I realized I had already Reddit."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"Our family's annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I'm stringing the lights wrong."