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Joke of the Day
"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."
Next Joke
"duh. Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A: So they can hide in cherry trees. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree before? A: No? See, it works!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"
"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."
"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""
"My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, ""I want to get a manatee."" ""That's very generous,"" I replied, ""I take it with two sugars."""
"My social life."
"What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he's seen 3 clients in a row? ""FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!"""
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
"Why did the cowboy get a daschund Because he wanted to ""get a long little doggie"""