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Joke of the Day

"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."

"I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter."

"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"

"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel."

"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."

"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."

"When I was a kid, ppl would cover me in sauce, throw nuts, cherries & sprinkle hundreds & thousands over me.. Life was tough in the gateau."

"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"

"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."

"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""