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Joke of the Day

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste..."

"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."

"What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"

"The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying."

"What's a sailor's favorite solvent? [Cycloheptane](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycloheptane) -- the Seven Cs."

"Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?"