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Joke of the Day

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""

"Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude"

"What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton."

"I used to want to live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid so I'd say I'm a success compared to that."

"Just robbed a bakery I kneaded the dough."

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."

"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."

"What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo? A bison-tennial."

"The way I deal with my drinking problems is every time I want a drink I go to the gym. They have a bar there."