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Joke of the Day

"Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That's weird I swear that I didn't hear her broomstick!"

"Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? A: To avoid car-pool tunnel!"

"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."

"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."

"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."

"""Damn girl are you?"" -Existentialist pick-up line"

"They say that Insanity is hereditary... you get it from your kids."

"Have you see the movie constipation? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman slightly inconvenienced."